Hacked?

To be sung in the key of F major because Fuck this movie majorly sucked.

A for Asinine
B for Boring
C for Crap
D for Drivel
E and F for Entertainment Failure
G for Garbage
H for Horrible
I for Insipid
J for Junk
K for Kontrived
L for Lousy
M and N for Mind Numbing
P for Poor
Q for Quarantine this movie
R for Rediculous
S for Stinking
T for Terrible
U for Unwatchable
V for Vendetta, against the film makers
W for Worthless
X for Xerotripsis
Y for Yuck
Z for Zorro is better, at least he got some.

Sure, this movie sucked but at least I watched all of it before I reviewed it.

I am looking at you Mr. Seigel.

‘She’s the man’ could have been a good movie. It might have actually been a good modern rendition of ‘Just one of the Guys’ but instead they decided to be a bunch of pussies and make a crappy PG-13 version of ‘Just one of the Guys’. So many lost opportunities that could have made ‘She’ the man’ a classic teen movie. The movie had so much going for it but it was wasted. The locker scenes, proving she was really a girl, so many scenes could have great if the director had just gone a little farther.

I am watching the movie “Hard Rain� with Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater and I begin to think the movie was low budget straight to video movie so I look at boxofficemojo.com to find out the movie was released in theaters in 1998 and had a budget of $70 million. Where did they spend all that money because it sure was not in the production of the movie.

Don't fuck with a Sidekick owner

A person in Manhattan left their Sidekick in a Taxi, when someone found the phone instead of giving it back to the owner; they decided to be an asshole about it. What followed was some modern day vigilante justice. May thieves burn in hell.

I never know the Norwegian military could be that gay.

Water Fight! Oh you guys.

The Producers has to be one the gayest movies I have ever seen. The movie has such huge gay overtones it almost makes you forget that the movie is over two fucking hours long. Even Uma Thurman could not stop this movie from being gay and I mean by no means gay as in happy. The musical numbers just drag on. I understand this movie is a musical but does every musical number have to be so damn long? As I was watching the movie I was starting to wonder if the movie was done by someone part of Monty Python and at any moment the movie will stop and a group will scream "Get on with it." The movie and I use that term loosely was more of a stage play with a huge set. All the actors in the movie took over acting to a new level.

I have just finished watching the movie and all I got out of the movie was giant headache. Avoid this movie at all costs. This movie will leave you asking "Who the hell gave this movie a green light?" I have seen hundreds of movies and this one has made my top fifty worst movies I have ever seen.

I just finished watching Paint your wagon and it is now one of my new favorite movies. It has Clint Eastwood and Lee Marvin who both cannot sing worth a damn doing musical numbers and Eastwood has something to say other than he is old, which also means he does not talk much in the movie.

They changed the script after Eastwood said he would do it, he tried to get out of doing the movie but he was forced to do it. One also has to wonder how Lee Marvin agreed to do the movie. He must have been just as drunk during the contract signing as he was during most of the movie.

It has been awhile since I have had a Twinkie. The other day I found out just how long it has been. What I wanted was a strawberry filled Twinkie. The last time I had a Twinkie it had vanilla cream filled with a small amount of strawberry filling. I looked in a couple stores unsuccessfully before looking online and I found out they do not make them anymore. They have not been made for some time based on the fact Google does not have very many entries for "Strawberry Filled Twinkies.� The top link on Google is for a website talking about food from the 80’s.

Since I could not get the Twinkies I wanted I went back the store and bought some plain vanilla filled Twinkies. It just was not the same.

I just want a strawberry filled Twinkies.

Who the hell green lights a movie with a 80 million dollar budget when the movie makes no damn sense. The movie was not even on the level of B movie or a summer action blockbuster movie. The entire time you are watching the movie you keep thinking that nothing makes a damn bit of sense and it is not even entertaining. Warner Brothers should be ashamed for the crap they produced.